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Topic:  Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
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JSF
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  Message Not Read  Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 2:04:33 PM 
Normally, I would put a picture to go with this but a RedHawk running back seems to be only slightly more real than unicorns. I say "slightly more real" because I assume you are dressing players and giving them running back numbers, but they don't seem to actually play. Great balance at Bowling Green, by the way. June Jones thought you passed it too much. What makes it all the more hilarious is you're supposed to be playing old-school Big Ten-style "smashmouth" football. Did you know the smashing of mouths is supposed to happen to the other guys, not to you? It's true. Maybe injuries have taken a toll and you're trying to hide the fact you're down to the water boy in the backfield. I don't know and it doesn't really matter. The lot of you don't seem to be D-I worthy. You lost to Bowling Green at the Doyt for the first time since the Clinton Administration. What makes you think you're going to snap this streak? Enjoy your three or four attempts Saturday. Be sure to hang around on the sidelines so you can see how an actual offense works.


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 2:21:35 PM 
Not sure we can or should talk a great deal about our ability to stop the run.  We gave up 170-plus yards on the ground to Akron's back.


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 2:29:17 PM 
JSF wrote:
Normally, I would put a picture to go with this but a RedHawk running back seems to be only slightly more real than unicorns. I say "slightly more real" because I assume you are dressing players and giving them running back numbers, but they don't seem to actually play. Great balance at Bowling Green, by the way. June Jones thought you passed it too much. What makes it all the more hilarious is you're supposed to be playing old-school Big Ten-style "smashmouth" football. Did you know the smashing of mouths is supposed to happen to the other guys, not to you? It's true. Maybe injuries have taken a toll and you're trying to hide the fact you're down to the water boy in the backfield. I don't know and it doesn't really matter. The lot of you don't seem to be D-I worthy. You lost to Bowling Green at the Doyt for the first time since the Clinton Administration. What makes you think you're going to snap this streak? Enjoy your three or four attempts Saturday. Be sure to hang around on the sidelines so you can see how an actual offense works.


Do you think this could become a daily BobcatAttack feature? All year round? I really enjoyed this....


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 2:44:04 PM 
SBH wrote:
Not sure we can or should talk a great deal about our ability to stop the run.  We gave up 170-plus yards on the ground to Akron's back.




He almost broke 1000 as a Freshman...He can play...


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JSF
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 3:34:11 PM 
SBH wrote:
Not sure we can or should talk a great deal about our ability to stop the run.  We gave up 170-plus yards on the ground to Akron's back.


Don't have to stop a running game that doesn't exist.


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Ohio69
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 3:58:59 PM 

Hoo boy.  I get it.  But, I prefer to walk quietly and carry a big stick if you know what I mean.


Can somebody hit a pull up jumper for me?.....

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SBH
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 4:06:02 PM 
We're 8th in rushing defense.  Nothing to write home about.  
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 4:28:44 PM 
STOP BEING OBJECTIVE!

THE FIVE MINUTES HATE ISN'T! AND YOU CAN TOO!
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 4:49:07 PM 
You're absolutely right.  I apologize.


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 7:46:28 PM 
Besides, our rushing defense is super: 2nd in the MAC; 41st in Div. 1A.  We should be able to make Fiami completely one-dimensional, and if we get a decent pass rush, they might be no-dimensional.


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/23/2012 8:59:19 PM 
Should I be feeling uncontrollable urges to chant O...U... repeatedly and physically assault my monitor?
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JSF
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/24/2012 1:09:51 AM 
anorris wrote:
Should I be feeling uncontrollable urges to chant O...U... repeatedly and physically assault my monitor?


Yes.


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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/24/2012 4:03:23 PM 
anorris wrote:
Should I be feeling uncontrollable urges to chant O...U... repeatedly and physically assault my monitor?


+1804


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JSF
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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/24/2012 5:59:51 PM 
Suga Fries wrote:
anorris wrote:
Should I be feeling uncontrollable urges to chant O...U... repeatedly and physically assault my monitor?


+1804


plusgood


"Loyalty to a hometown or city is fleeting and interchangeable, but college is a stamp of identity."- Kyle Whelliston, One Beautiful Season.

My blog about depression and mental illness: https://bit.ly/3buGXH8

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  Message Not Read  RE: Five Minutes Hate: Miami's Running Backs
   Posted: 10/24/2012 11:15:33 PM 
JSF wrote:
Suga Fries wrote:
anorris wrote:
Should I be feeling uncontrollable urges to chant O...U... repeatedly and physically assault my monitor?


+1804


plusgood

doubleplusgood


Go Bobcats!

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