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Topic:  Next coaching staff picked from BA
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OhioCatFan
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  Message Not Read  Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 11:14:44 AM 
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T

The only BLSS Certified Hypocrite on BA

"It is better to be an optimist and be proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right."

Note: My avatar is the national colors of the 78th Ohio Veteran Volunteer Infantry, which are now preserved in a climate controlled vault at the Ohio History Connection. Learn more about the old 78th at: http://www.78ohio.org

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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 11:29:45 AM 
Can I please be the GM handling the portal? I'll do it for free.
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OU_Country
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 11:36:40 AM 
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Only if FearLeon gets 50k a year, with big incentives for never having misses in recruiting, establishing "pedigree", and beating John Groce every time.
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Andrew Ruck
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 11:53:57 AM 
Can you imagine FearLeon coaching against Groce? The slobber on the floor would be too overwhelming to keep up with. He would probably just forfeit and lay down at his feet.

Andrew Ruck
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 2:06:11 PM 
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Quite possibly the biggest honor of my life. Thank you OhioCatFan. However, we can't have a BA coaching staff without FJC31 being the General Manager. That is non-negotiable.

Well thought out plan here OCF.

Last Edited: 1/28/2026 2:11:12 PM by FearLeon

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 2:06:30 PM 
Diamond Cat wrote:
Can I please be the GM handling the portal? I'll do it for free.


We can split the duties between you and FJC31.

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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   Posted: 1/28/2026 2:07:37 PM 
OU_Country wrote:
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Only if FearLeon gets 50k a year, with big incentives for never having misses in recruiting, establishing "pedigree", and beating John Groce every time.


Deal!

I promise you that AJ Sheldon, Bahamas Ezuma, The Whiz, Ben Nicol and Mason McMurray would never have received a division-one scholarship from this staff.

Last Edited: 1/28/2026 2:10:45 PM by FearLeon

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 2:08:21 PM 
Andrew Ruck wrote:
Can you imagine FearLeon coaching against Groce? The slobber on the floor would be too overwhelming to keep up with. He would probably just forfeit and lay down at his feet.


I wouldn't lay down at his feet. However, there would be dinner and beer the night before at The Pub.

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 2:57:08 PM 
FearLeon wrote:
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Quite possibly the biggest honor of my life. Thank you OhioCatFan. However, we can't have a BA coaching staff without FJC31 being the General Manager. That is non-negotiable.

Well thought out plan here OCF.


You got it, FearLeon. FJC31 is our General Manager. At my urging, a big private donor was dug up by SBH, and he'll pay for the very high salary demanded by FJC31. DC can be his volunteer assistant.

The only BLSS Certified Hypocrite on BA

"It is better to be an optimist and be proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right."

Note: My avatar is the national colors of the 78th Ohio Veteran Volunteer Infantry, which are now preserved in a climate controlled vault at the Ohio History Connection. Learn more about the old 78th at: http://www.78ohio.org

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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 3:30:34 PM 
OhioCatFan wrote:
FearLeon wrote:
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Quite possibly the biggest honor of my life. Thank you OhioCatFan. However, we can't have a BA coaching staff without FJC31 being the General Manager. That is non-negotiable.

Well thought out plan here OCF.


You got it, FearLeon. FJC31 is our General Manager. At my urging, a big private donor was dug up by SBH, and he'll pay for the very high salary demanded by FJC31. DC can be his volunteer assistant.


Because I love this University and hoops program with all my heart, I am more than willing to free up part of my salary and give it to FJC31. That is how much I believe in the job he will do and how much importance I put into his position.

Also....once my salary is negotiated...I will automatically take 100K and give it to the 1804 collective per contract year to help recruit guards who don't shoot off-balance 3's when wide open and get bigs who don't move their feet when setting screens.

#BleedGreen



Last Edited: 1/28/2026 3:33:31 PM by FearLeon

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 3:41:12 PM 
Uh oh. That means I'm officially in charge of developing the "Big Manz" that FearLeon and Optimist recruits?

Just remember. No misses allowed.

Wait do they have to contribute in year 1, regardless? Because that falls on the recruiting department not the "development" department. Judges ruling?

Last Edited: 1/28/2026 3:41:48 PM by GraffZ06
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 3:49:31 PM 
GraffZ06 wrote:
Uh oh. That means I'm officially in charge of developing the "Big Manz" that FearLeon and Optimist recruits?

Just remember. No misses allowed.

Wait do they have to contribute in year 1, regardless? Because that falls on the recruiting department not the "development" department. Judges ruling?


Day one of practice...all players, coaches and staff members will receive shirts that say on the front:

#NoMissesAllowed

No pressure Graff.



#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 3:52:06 PM 
FearLeon wrote:
GraffZ06 wrote:
Uh oh. That means I'm officially in charge of developing the "Big Manz" that FearLeon and Optimist recruits?

Just remember. No misses allowed.

Wait do they have to contribute in year 1, regardless? Because that falls on the recruiting department not the "development" department. Judges ruling?


Day one of practice...all players, coaches and staff members will receive shirts that say on the front:

#NoMissesAllowed

No pressure Graff.





So basically go find the next Leon.
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   Posted: 1/28/2026 4:58:54 PM 
GoCats105 wrote:
FearLeon wrote:
GraffZ06 wrote:
Uh oh. That means I'm officially in charge of developing the "Big Manz" that FearLeon and Optimist recruits?

Just remember. No misses allowed.

Wait do they have to contribute in year 1, regardless? Because that falls on the recruiting department not the "development" department. Judges ruling?


Day one of practice...all players, coaches and staff members will receive shirts that say on the front:

#NoMissesAllowed

No pressure Graff.





So basically go find the next Leon.


+1,000,000

#BleedGreen #TrentIsGOAT #NoMissesAllowed
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  Message Not Read  RE: Next coaching staff picked from BA
   Posted: 1/28/2026 7:36:47 PM 
OhioCatFan wrote:
After much though, it occurred to me that all the AD has to do to pick our next coaching staff is to look right here on BA. To help him along, I'll make the following suggestions. Others are free to offer their alternatives:

Head Coach: FearLeon
Assistant in charge of teaching fundamentals: shabamon
Assistant in charge of explaining rules to players: BTC
Assistant in charge of recruiting: TheOptimist
Assistant in charge of player development: GraftzZ06
Assistant in charge of translating head coach's coachspeak: M.D.W.S.T


Team reporter/maybe new play-by-play guy: Brufus (nothing personal, Marty & Jason)
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