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Posted: 7/19/2018 6:07 PM
The Montgomery Biscuits created an interesting promotion, Millennial night. “Want free things without doing much work? Well you're in luck!”
The promotion includes Avocado burgers, selfie stations, napping, and best of all, everyone gets a participation ribbon.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/minors/2018/07/... /
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Posted: 7/19/2018 6:29 PM
Is napping a Millennial thing?
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Posted: 7/19/2018 7:55 PM
Nice idea, but attending games in person is dead, and millenials killed it.
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Posted: 7/19/2018 11:47 PM
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
I've seen crazier things happen.
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Posted: 7/20/2018 12:10 AM
The Optimist wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Sponsorship by Tudor's Biscuit world
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Posted: 7/20/2018 1:02 AM
I just want to know what would happen if the Montgomery Biscuits played the New Orleans Baby Cakes. Would it be Bakers Night? Or, Butter and Jam Night?
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Posted: 7/20/2018 7:41 AM
The Optimist wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.

That's probably why promotions like this are needed. All the gluten is keeping the millennials away.
“We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.” ― Epictetus
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Posted: 7/20/2018 8:36 AM
The Optimist wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
I think he needs a DP dough slinger, too!
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Posted: 7/20/2018 8:47 AM
mf279801 wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Sponsorship by Tudor's Biscuit world
There really does need to be a Tudor's in Athens.
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Posted: 7/20/2018 8:50 AM
C Money wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Sponsorship by Tudor's Biscuit world
There really does need to be a Tudor's in Athens.
Apparently there is 1 in Dayton and a second one coming
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Posted: 7/20/2018 10:53 AM
L.C. wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.

That's probably why promotions like this are needed. All the gluten is keeping the millennials away.

Well played.
I've seen crazier things happen.
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Posted: 7/20/2018 11:48 AM
The Optimist wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Cmon it's got to at least have something Athens in it. I for one would pay to watch Rufus shoot Big Mamas Burritos at people.
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Posted: 7/20/2018 11:58 AM
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Cmon it's got to at least have something Athens in it. I for one would pay to watch Rufus shoot Big Mamas Burritos at people.
Thats a high mass, high density projectile! Could do a lot of damage!

Edited to add: can you imagine how much damage Rufus could have done to Brutus in Columbus if he'd had artillery support!
Last Edited: 7/20/2018 11:59:38 AM by mf279801
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Posted: 7/23/2018 7:36 AM
mf279801 wrote:expand_more
Cmon it's got to at least have something Athens in it. I for one would pay to watch Rufus shoot Big Mamas Burritos at people.
Thats a high mass, high density projectile! Could do a lot of damage!

Edited to add: can you imagine how much damage Rufus could have done to Brutus in Columbus if he'd had artillery support!
The lady at the Phillies game had a lot of bruising from the hot dog launcher, hate to see what a burrito from Big Mammas would do!
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Posted: 7/23/2018 9:49 AM
This team must have the same PR person as Broney's.
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Posted: 7/23/2018 1:52 PM
GoCats105 wrote:expand_more
The real story here is that the team is named the Montgomery Biscuits. According to their Wikipedia page, they use an air-cannon to shoot biscuits into the stands during the game. I have no clue if that's true, but I'd be extremely curious to know what kind of money needs to be raised to modify Rufus' t-shirt cannon into a biscuit cannon.
Cmon it's got to at least have something Athens in it. I for one would pay to watch Rufus shoot Big Mamas Burritos at people.
I like it. There aren't many things Millennials love more than free burritos! My first thought was "are there any biscuit places in Athens?" The closest thing to a biscuit I could think of was Bagel Street Deli. Admittedly, I've never had Tudor's. I'm intrigued now. Looking at their footprint, it does seem logical they might expand to Athens.

If you really want to take #MACtion to the next level, picture yourself sitting inside Peden Stadium on a brisk Tuesday evening in early November. Rufus leads the Bobcats out onto the field riding his classic motorcycle. He loops by the Student Section then speeds straight towards the opposite endzone where he meets up the ROTC guys. They hand him a modified rifle, and the next thing you know he's firing off dark purple projectiles into a frenzy of fans. After making eye-contact with him, he takes a shot in your direction. You jump into the air and make the catch. You open your hands, and staring right back at you is an ice-cold Mystic Mama.
I've seen crazier things happen.
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